How To Tell A Douche Bag From A Clean Guy

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There are so so so so so so so many beautiful girls being wasted on douchbaggery jerks so i have devised these beautiful symptoms of something most guys (where i live) suffer from:

1. Saggery in the baggery: Keep your eyes peeled! Im not saying that every guy who bags his jeans is a douchebag but if its this one and about 3-the  rest of them more then and only then is he suffering from douchebaggeria.

2. Backwards hat: If his hat is backwards his life be backwards guurl hehe:)

3. The trade mark docuhebag glasses

4. Tan tan tan tan skin like the type in Jersey Shore

5. GIGANTOR muscles that he enjoys flexing when he takes picture of himself

6. Gold chain

7. Beats: The bigger the beats, the bigger the douche as my phrase goes

8. Pierced/ studded ears (this is a major symptom and most common at that)

9. If he CANNOT speak english, *Sorry if you do not do profound words ALERT ALERT*

Example:

$0 1 $@W D1$ 81TcH @yynd 1 w@zz LyKK d@yyuumm GuRlll! D@tt iZ 1 Fyynne 81Tch!

Translation:

So, I saw this bitch and i was like,”DAMN GIRL!” ” That is one fine bitch!”

10. If he calls you his bitch: you are a woman or a young lady, don’t give your feelings to a guy who almost feels none.

Douche bag glasses, Gold chain, Tan Skin, Shirt Off, Duck Face, Money In The Hand, Da Two GUUURLZ, Pose, Gun, Tequila, Head Phones Around Neck, Partial Saggery In The Baggery, This poor lad suffers from 12 symptoms.

I hope this list will help you evaluate and clear anything that has been troubling you:) And PLEASE don’t fall for ANY of that.

P.S. Ohh! And do tell me if i forgot anything:)